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too many social media outlets.  just when i get good at facebook again, i forgot about my beloved blog.

sorry bloggie.  sorry readers.

i have much on my mind. 

such as:

1.) my sister’s bridal shower which was last weekend…pictures soon

2.) my sister’s bachelorette party which is next weekend (should be a smashing good time)  i will post SOME of the pictures, i am sure.

3.) my home in a few short months.  lease is up sept 1.  not sure where i’ll be living.  i have  new set of dishes, though.  it’s really the only thing i’ll own when i move out…

4.) where is my MO state tax return?? it’s been 2 months…

5.) is my posterior growing larger?  i’m positive that it is, due to my lack of gym time.

6.) i spent multiple hours washing my car last night, and a bird pooped on it this morning.  green poop.  right on my window.

7.) chuzzle.

ultimately, these things do not matter that much, but they are floating around my head today…

-jessica

yesterday was absolutely gorgeous here in st louis.  perfect temperature.  just the right sun to cloud ratio.  comfortable light breeze.  lovely.

i spotted the band from the school across the street playing some tunes on the playground, and this group of dudes playing craps on the back of their truck in the alley behind our building.  (they were also grilling and had some fold out chairs set-up).  these are only things you see on beautiful st louis days.

but we know days like these can never last.

today’s weather is super volatile.

sometimes the spring terrifies me.  i have always had a love/hate relationship with severe weather.  there is something absolutely fascinating about tornados and the conditions that support them.  when i was little my parents gave me a set of tornado chaser videos that i watched constantly.  they are so incredibly powerful and they can come on w/ almost no warning.  so much damage.

even when a tornado isn’t involved, things can get pretty hairy, like in Alton, IL yesterday when a building collapsed in the middle of downtown.  yep.  just over the river!

we haven’t seen much of the really bad stuff in stl yet, but it’s early, and will certainly come soon.

in other news…when the weather gets wet and muggy (like today), the creepy crawlies seem to want to take shelter inside.  this is no good for me because i have some serious issues co-habitating with spiders.  serious.

 so i have 2 phobias:

tornados
&
spiders

while we probably will not see a dreaded twister today (though it’s always possible), after this morning, the spider part is covered. 

guess who was chilling in my sink today?  giant brown spider (ok, by giant i mean…like the size of a quarter, but that’s quite giant enough for me.)

creepiest part?  he was not in there when i got out of the shower, so at some point that guy was just hanging out nearby while i went through the morning routine.  it’s very possible that he dropped from the ceiling because i’m not sure how else he would have managed to get in my bowl sink.  what i’m saying is….he could have dropped on my head. 

i wanted to take a photo, but i was too terrified to do so.  this is creepy brown spider #3.  i know this sounds paranoid and crazy, but i am relatively sure there are brown recluses.  which would make sense considering the fact that i live in the middle of brown recluse territory.  i don’t want their venom to eat away my flesh.

in the end, i did not have to squish him because there are other people in my life that are less terrified than me that like me enough to exterminate my spiders.  however, had i been alone, there is a good chance i would i have created a blowtorch w/ my hairspray and fried the little bugger.

should we bomb again??

-jess

There’s a spider on the drain and he’s feeling pain
And he doesn’t want to die any more than you or I
He’s struggling to live but he doesn’t have much time
Any more than you or I, you or I

weezer ~ the spider

it was flooding over the street this friday.  driving through the street puddle, i noticed this poor fellow about to be overtaken by the high water level.

 

funny thing is that i can’t seem to place him on a normal water level day. but google images helped me out. here is the norm:

sad thing about that other guy and the dog.  sad sad thing.

 -jess

I’m just looking for shelter
You’re just holding my hand if I hold you
You don’t have to belong here
We’ll just know when it’s right

good old war ~ looking for shelter